There’s a couple things that will happen to you all at once.
For starters, let me say that you have about 12 seconds to live and it’s going to be quite the painful experience. Now, the things that wont happen to you that many assume will:
- You will not freeze
- You will not explode
Now, for the things that will happen to you. Firstly, you’re going to get the world’s worst sunburn imaginable. The sun’s radiation, which is a combination of UV, alpha/beta particles, and gamma radiation will all hit you in a cocktail of wtf that’s gonna leave your skin hurtin. Dont worry though, you wont roast to death.
Before you get a chance to cook in the sun, every molecule of air in your body will be forced out of every orifice in your body. There is no amount of covering these “holes” (except with air-tight material) that will stop this process. And when i say every orifice: we’re talking mouth, nose, ears, and the bootyhole. Without any air in your lungs at all, it takes you about 12 seconds before your brain shuts down from lack of oxygen at which point you’ll begin to asphyxiate.
Now, if all through that pain and discomfort you just so happen to be paying attention to your mouth, you’ll also notice that the saliva on your tongue is boiling. Thanks to the extremely low pressure of space (0 pressure whatsoever) water also has an extremely low boiling point so your body temperature is actually high enough at ~98F to boil the spit on your tongue.
It’s not a pretty death, burnt skin, soiled pants, and most likely burst blood vessels but at least you can finally say that you can “spit hot fire”.
i look high, but it’s my allergies
also, i’m high
ok but do u realise how intimate it is to sleep fACING SOMEONE
and when you start to fall asleep and you keep kinda opening your eyes and drifting in and out, every time you open your eyes you see that person across from you, you look at them, and they’re sleeping facing you too and you make eye contact sometimes and you’re just LAYING THERE, GOING TO SLEEP, LOOKING AT EACH OTHER
DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND HOW INTIMATE THAT IS